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When she's not writing, she's either reading or shopping (online, of course) and loves lazy days so she can catch up on her DVR-recorded shows and movies.

She's definitely a Mac girl, she loves music and is currently on a mission to to have an insane and enviable i Tunes library.

Mum and Dad bought records and I wanted my own too. Everybody would know I was Johnny Lydon’s son and say, “You were the ill one, weren’t you.” “That’s right,” I’d say. ” Was your street cred affected by doing a butter ad? All the more enjoyable when I got involved in the “butter wars” when the Lurpaks and New Zealands asked why we weren’t working with them. When Dairy Crest asked could I do a butter campaign with them I burst out laughing. Did payment for your Sex Pistols music come as quickly as the fame? Everything we did was capable of raising a very large amount of money, but the bills, lawyers’ fees, accounting and misappropriation of funds were astounding.

However, I’d been sent a Fleshlight Flight, which does away with the vaginal mould and plumps for a rather odd looking orifice instead. Don’t get me wrong, I love baked goods as much as the next man, but would you f*ck a cream slice? As for getting intimate with my i Pad – I’d never really considered it before.

As can be seen in the video below Grand Theft Auto V actually managed to parody the device before it even existed.

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The trailer (above) shows a man making use of one while video-chatting with his girlfriend.

Any partner's first reaction to this would surely be 'why the hell are you having sex with your i Pad?

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